Why oh Why???

Why was I in a shoe store today when a lady removed her boots and her feet smelled like she had just opened a fresh bag of Frito's????? Are you serious? I turned towards her thinking this stench couldn't possibly be her feet and she said sorry its my work boots! What? And you still decided to remove those boots in public and pollute the air of poor innocent citizens??? Are you serious??? You're really about to put your funky feet into a pair of poor, helpless, defenseless shoes who have never done anything to you??? Oh my goodness! Why oh why oh why???